~awkward lunch~

Story of Lawyer A, Girl B and Bsnsman C.

A asked B & B’s employer out for lunch one afternoon. B dun normally take lunch, but being polite to thier clients, she agreed. The boss cudnt attend cos was tied up with a project submission. Afterall, it’s a once in a bluemoon lunch. So B went for a drink, thinking that A wud be bringing along his junior gal colleague whom B has got to know during their meetings. But it turned out that A brot along C, someone B has never met.

A: here, this is the guy I wanted to introduce to u…
B: (mata terbeliak besar besar!)
A: …as a client. And he’s still single, but I think he looks older than me, though he’s 2 years younger than me.

A to C: B's my mum's ex-student, u know.

Introduction etc… food ordering etc…

A: do you know where his HOUSE is? Neh, opposite etc etc etc… behind that building is his parents’ hse. Besides his parents’ hse is his new hse. Where got people so stupid building a big hse just to stay alone with his parents, don’t u think?

B just enjoyed her drinks, and the stories… while C had to just let his cousin A nonsensing – being a lawyer, he is good at toking craps – NON STOP.

C to B: so wad does your company do actually? Wad kinda stuffs do u people do?
B: neh, those usual stuffs companies like ours do, blab la bla… a bit of this n that, here n there… bla bla
A: oh, they can do EVERYTHING very nicely. U see, my whole office from the interior to the exterior, they did it… blab la (compliments!)… (and even promoted B’s company to another customer who ate there).

Actually, most of the conversation came from A.

A to C: eh, you’re not goin to visit your elder sis?
C: dun think so. See how first… etc etc.
A to B: his sis just gave birth, u see. (to C) can bring her along ler.
B: his sis gave birth and bringing me along? What on earth has ANY of that to do with me?
C laughed. Speechless at his talking-machine cousin.
A to B: if I were u, I’d go. His sis gave birth in Australia.
B gave A the skeptical look.

…

A to C: eh, mooncake fest is coming le! You gotta buy some mooncakes for B, and some for B’s boss oso.
B: ha. ha. wad for?!
A: and then, you’re goin traveling tomorrow rite? don’t forget to get B chocolates! She loves chocs!

(of cos, in between, there are some minor conversations / feedbacks from B & C… but most of the craps came from this A’s mouth. Really.)

After eating, and nonsensing… A paid.

C: am I not supposed to pay this time?
A: nvm. I pay this time arnd. U pay for the next meet.

And lotsa other craBs… obviously, mostly from A.

So, if you were in that scenario, what wadaya think? Introducing a CLIENT, or…tryin to be “a ‘good’ Samatarian”? (samatarian - like how the rainbow guy miss-pronounced it during the kayak trip. Samaritan lar… apalah!)

oh yea, through out the whole lunch, B din even get to introduce herself.

~awkward lunch~
(here pear, the ‘fwded’ story – 1st hand la still. just dont laugh dead. hehe. this is wad i call ridiculous - BIG TIME!).