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sardar (fwded)

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ' which part ' ? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ' T ' .
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That ' s a 500-year-old statue u ' ve broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don ' t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ' All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king ' s skeleton.
Tourist: Who ' s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king ' s skeleton when he was a child

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im sick! im sick! and i hate it wen im sick BUT at the same time, loaded with works to do! =/

anwy, accompanied momi for check up tis morning, so shunpian redo my 'flapping-3-layered' IC, (i look stupid in the pix, but dun care la), and got me passport sized photo taken! weeeee! so happy. so productive. lol.

and im on leave. partly coz im sickish too. and been ot-ing like an ant since sat.

oki oki. took a break from onlining last nite, and i watched tv instead. GUESS WAD. lol.
i ter-watched CLICK, adam sandler's on tv2. never watched it before. and my gudiness! guess wad again! towards the end, tat silly movie made me cry! lol. hahahahahahahahahhaha... stupidnyeeeee i felt. lol.

but its nice. never take for granted the ppl arnd us. "forever & ever, babe". lol. apala itu movie! lol. macam promoting diamond lidat. hahahaha...

=( i mish my sbol.com =( haihhhh...
no, no backup of data. din do tat. and now i stand a FAIR chance of losing all the published 'journals' of mine since 2008! =(

anwy, barbie's babe is officially a month old today. lyanne ng. did i ever mention tat i was 'partly' involved in naming her? hahahahahha... no lah, gave barbie few name options, and she & hubby chose lyanne (suggested leanne). hehehe =D cute eh? get to 'name' an ol fren's babe. hahahahaha... tho not exactly. stil, i'm flattered. hehehehehe.

i go sleep. its 1noon. heheheheh... sleep my sicknesses away! hahahaha =D

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"244 Posts, last published on Jan 8, 2008"

hahahaha... post #245: July 8, 2009 (unintended).

i'm back to tis blog again. hahahahahah.. the good ol' blogspot. lol. laf... laf... or be shocked but, I RILI KENOT STAND NOT BLOGGIN. hahahaha... feels as if there's a caterpillar crawling under my skin. hahahaha.

anwy, sketchbookoflife.com is currently IDLE big time. big big time. dun ask me why. too lazy to explain. lol. but anwy, cross my fingers, hope it'll all be good again the soonest! i wud seriously cry my heart out my eyes buried underneath the grass if the data cant be 'returned'!!! me! and my lil life since 2006! oh, no no... 2006 the site is still here. 2008! arrgggghhhhh... the only place i spill all. and now, IF tat part's gona be lost forever, ahhhh... i cant imagine. its me. its mine. its personal. its very me. tats y. hahahaha...

anwy, to be continued again other day. hehehe... nites!