Favorite Quotes FROM Samy Velu

(a fwded mail)
okay, this post is for those who are truly malaysians only, cos only us will understand the language and the humor in it. hehehe... (wont get me into trouble hor? hehehe... but then again, many many samys and velus out there oso ma... im not saying which... hehe)

1) Samy on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI".

2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar'

3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"

4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy gloriously replied, "Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"

5) Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"

6) During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"

7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."

8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari")

9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain".

10)Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar".

*whahahahahahahahah! rili laf dead me reading this when i got it in my mailbox! LOL...