how man & woman differs

(someone fwded this for me to POST it! tsk tsk tsk...)

NICKNAMES
• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
(no ler, we do not. we call each other 'chabo'. hahaha...)

EATING OUT
• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually(?) admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
(liar! it actually depends on who ur out with, and not gender!)

MONEY
• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
(but also, when she NEEDS tat someting, she'll pay $2 for the $1 item).

BATHROOMS
• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
(me neither! hehehe...)

ARGUMENTS
• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
(hmm... duno ler tis one. but sounds scary tho! hahah... antg said after tat = new argument?!! LOL! teriblenyerr)

CATS
• Women love cats.
• Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
(in my case, Dogs. and in Dogs, it means our Mao Mao ONLY).

FUTURE
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
(liar! i bet evyone worries somtimes, abt all that concerns em for the future! work, health, finance, etc... no mer?)

SUCCESS
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
(trying to be a 'flowerpot' eh?)

MARRIAGE
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
(LOL! REALLY? hahaha... how can anyone marries expecting the other party to change? arent u supposed to marry him AS WHO HE IS? LOL... i have no idea. hahaha.. married ppl - wad say u?)

DRESSING UP
• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
(neh, nowadays guys are as dressy-uppies as gals are. or worse...)

NATURAL
• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
(haha! rili? married ppl - NO NID TO SAY ANTG on this one! hehe...)

OFFSPRING
• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret, fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
(whahahahah! 'some short ppl'! cute... cute...)

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
• Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
(LOL!!!!! menyindir-nyeeeerrrrr this 'thought'! LOL!!! hahahaha... but i guess its true herh?)

• What a woman says: C'mon..This place is a mess. You and I need to clean.Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.
• What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah,blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW
(no comment on this... LOL).