anyone?

FOR SALE

Specifications

Name : Puffy Bong Mao Mao @ Mao Mao Bear

Gender : Female

Date of Birth : 18 June 2003

Age : 4 years young

Hobbies : Sleeping like a pig, Playing fetch with the IKEA bearbear, and Car rides!

Favourite Foods : Any nice human edible foods like cha-sio, sio bee, kaya!, etc and her fav dog food brand - Ceaser's (the one with a puppy image on the cover that looks like her!) and, KOLOK MEE!

Worth Buying :
She's EXTREMELY protective of her known owners, e.g. Porkey & Lindt - try hit us lightly nia nia, she'll come running to 'grrrrrrr' and bite u! haha... (even when ur tryin to wake us up!)
Very well-trained to do her 'businesses' in the garden. Hehe... and in Toilet! TRUE!
Very very very the fierce lil creature! Barks at almost anyone who passes by our house! LOL. Even big dogs arent as fierce!
She's a kepoci. Neighbour frens come to their hse, she oso wanna interupt!
When we sleep, she sleeps. When we're up, she sleeps... still.
When we come home, it's sometimes hard to locate her - stil soundly asleep. Sometimes, she'll come to greet u bler-ily... coz was sleeping the whole time we're out - judging from her 'wake-up look' =P
lots more...

Dislikes : Bathing! Goes hiding wenever the word 'bath' or 'towel' mentioned! Or even when she sees mummie with her towel! hehe...

Reason for Selling : Giving me alot of extra works to do when mum's not at home!

Please place ur bid if interested! WHILE STOCK LASTS!!! *ONE UNIT ONLY!!!
If no one's interested, im gona poslaju her to Petaling Jaya liau.