maia FAITH leong

maia faith leong, i present to the world! hahaha... the name finally decided by the mom & dad & porkie. very fragile little babe, as compared to her sister-bear, abee =D one thing for sure, very very very long, sexy, slim fingers she has!

welcome the earth, babe!

short notes

*&^%$#@

was in shower. baru wanted to bath, i felt SOMETHING at the back of my heel. i look down, MY GUDINESS! hak si wa pua tiau mia! LOL! (roughly translated to, scare the bejeebers outta me!)

*&^%$#@!!
(no, i dont pronounce this verbally. i normally blurt - CHAO BABI! hahaha... "smelly pig!" =D )

stupid lizard tryin to make its way pass, and eeewwww!! ter-touched my kaki! eeeeewwwww! had me GASPED and stunned!! eeewwwwwww! eewwww! its giving me the creeps even as i type now! eeewwwww! gelik gelik! ish....

and, for making me sooo gelik-ed, it ended up being flushed down the toilet! HMMPH! mess with me? ha-bit u!

oki. gota morph into a pip again liau, on a very nice sunday noon! wad a waste! haha... post-cough syrup effect =(

die lizard! die!

NO POK !!

hahahah! MUST WATCH! MUST! MUST! MUST!

baru back from OT (half dead liau), can oso LAUGH TIL MY TEARS come running down wen i watch til from porkie's site!! lol! rili! trust me! hahahaha... WATCH TIL THE END! MUST!!! now typin and listening to it oso, i CAN RILI LAF TIL 'ROLLING ON THE FLOOR'!!! whahahahahaha! MUST WATCH! hahahahahaha... LOL!

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL U! NO POK! NO POK!"

WHahahaHAHaahaha.... LOL!~

RM4.00

i actually dun have antg in mind to blug tonite. but js fyi people, those who placed their bids for mmb, the price has gone up to RM4! hahahahaa... hepinyeee me!

LOL. c'mon, bid higher la! hahaha.. wanna bid? click here. haha..

ahh, my boss wont be arnd for 2 days starting fri, so i'll be the one running arnd doin those 'office-girl' stuffs. haha... and meeting some of those ppl. haizzz... hope evyting gets confirmed asap! and smoothly! and tat oso means, MOST PROB saturday i dun have to work! hahaha...
for the 1st time, i REALLY do not know whtr to or to ! haha...

either one location (home or office), its the SAME for me! hmph! if no work, im gona 'wad' ppl for bfast with me liau! desperate til will look for the whole world to teman me bfast if one by one of my frens kenot! i dun wanna be at home!!!!!

anwy, PORK BURGER? herh? anyone heard of pork burger before? am i tat bler or isit memang not-easily found? rili had me thinking now. have i eaten PORK bg b4? im rili not tat bler kua? normally ppl sell BEEF bg or CHICK bg nia rite? am i rite or am i not wrong?

i'll check with my in-house food master a.k.a. porkey. hahaha... she shud know better. LOL.
BUZZ!!!
peiLing: heard of pork burger?
pc bong: no
pc bong: mana?
peiLing: hahahaahaaa. lol...
peiLing: sik tauk me...
peiLing: baru heard nia

ok. good. im NOT bler afterall. hehe... gudnite. FRIDAY liau! and im super sleepy tonite!

oh pear, a fren wanna 'have' abee for a few days wor! she dropped a comment in my earlier post. hahaha.. so, wan me to help auction tiau her for a few days? LOL... JK! JK!

a lil bit of evyting

i am stil abit 'gigelly' over the earlier 'i'm they guy' post. hehe... no offense ar. hehe... too bored liau, and was actually helpin a fren do some banner design but very the outta idea. so read arnd, and found tat post tat suits my-now-teasing mood. haha...

anwy, so sad to declare that mmb's bid reaches only RM1.11 nia nia! worse, by porkey herself! hahaha... kelian de mao mao. hahahahhaa. i tink my post shocked a fren in kl til he sms-ed me today, "WHY DO U WANNA SELL UR MAO MAO? I TOT U SAYANG IT ALOT?" (sumting lidat) hahahahaha... LOL. u rili think i'll sell tat lil (mafan) angel? hahaha...

btw, those of u who loves 'battle of the sexes' debate, click here - kenny sia's latest topic "Should a girl ask the guy for his number? Who should make the first move?" - read SOME of those comments - not all la. too long a list (if u RILI have the time, like me - who stays up til 1 or 2am everynite, doin i-oso-duno-wad! it puzzles me many times, why cant i just go to sleep earlier everynite, and wake up feeling more 'awake', OR even, go to work a lil more punctual? kenot ler...) hehe...

okie. time to catch up with the latest of late episode of grey's anatomy liau *wink *wink... hehe.. have to wait susah-payahly evyweek to dwnlod one leh! midweek lor! yay! gudnite!

are u this guy?

okay, stole this from someone else frenster. very the sweet, BUT! read til the very last sentences! laf dead me! hahahaha... (din wanna spoil it, but... i kenot NOT leave my comments la. haha... UNEDITED ar! even the title. hehe...)

I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning, and every single night to tell you sweet dreams.

I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears.

I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no make-up on, wearing your most torn up jeans and a plain tee-shirt.

I' m the guy who won't pressure you to do things that you don't want to do.

I' m the guy who kisses you on the forehead; it doesn't always have to be on the mouth.

I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell.

I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk.

I'm the guy who's waited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night.

I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more.

I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room.

I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling.

I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been, or who he's been with.

I'm the guy who gets butterflies when he hears your name.

I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you.

I'm the guy who doesn't mess with other girls when I have you; you're the only one that I need.

I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections, and loves you more for them; who wants a perfect girl? that's just boring.

I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sunset.

I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD.

I AM THIS GUY.. one of many.. who always ends up losing her to the jerks who will treat her like crap and are so concerned about getting some.

If you're a girl, repost this saying "I want this guy".

If you're a guy, repost this saying "I'm that guy".

helo helo? cant they just NOT add that two sentences there? hahahaha i know, i know, its meant for ppl to repost. but then again, hehe... if ur a guy, TRY posting tis with the title "i AM tat guy" - u sure kenak tease habis habis! (i'll be the first to do so!) hahaha... girls? hmmm, i wudnt wanna condemn my own 'species', wud i? hehe...

congrats again...

evytime wen i mention 'yahu icon rolling od floor' this is it! hahaha...

somehow, porkey got all these smiley stuffs and even composed her "Family Tree" story with the smileys! (dig mata, dig mata, ur head! apala!)

oh, gues wad. another wedding invitation from across the sea gok! ahkeat and i duno who (yet). haha... and AGAIN, its not within my travel period! apalah! 4 days BEFORE im supposed to fly! 27 october 2007. haihhh... this one, is in Perak! i wanna go perak too! a very nice fren he is. haiyo...!!! why am i the only one staying in kuching nia ha? sien liau!

(ahhh, this smiley thingie is making me feel as if im sms-ing with my sony e hp! LOVE it, man!)

anwy, CONGRATULATIONS to him and the wifey-to-be.

and yea, there's another one too - LOCAL one. haha... 21 november 2007, hon weng & wifey... my grss school fren, who claimed that another greenian who's having the wedding dinner on that same nite RAMPAS away alot of his guests! hahaha... lidat oso got? haha...cupid's definitely been working hard!

oki, i needa go sleep liau. til d next one, gudinitie ppl!

weei & hui

got a call from my FIRST ex-rumie wen i was in johor. its already midnite, so i shall say like - arnd 3 hrs ago? hehe...

ching weei. getting married on 16 november 2007! I WONT BE ABLE TO ATTEND!!! *sob *sob! coz i'll be flyin to kl from 31 oct to 6 nov. its very IMPOSSIBLE i'll be able to fly again in a short 10 days' time! not only the tix will be arnd RM500 (return) PLUS, i'll be very broke after the one week shopping in kl, and etc... but I AM DEAD SURE I WONT BE GETTING MY LEAVES APPROVED AS WELL! =(

im am soooo wishing i cud go! hahaha... it's gona be in terengganu ler! never been there ler! aiyooo.... damn, they shud make it cheaper for me to fly across! hahaha... and they shud oso provide more annual leaves for me too! haihhh... and! there will be lots of frens goin! ahhh! if only my 7 days hols coincide with the wedding! haihh... now, lets just hope i'll be able to meet her wen i go kl tis time arnd.

my first and 'weird-est' roomate relationship. haha... in a lil hostel room for two, both chinese, but we spoke from mandarin to hokkien to bm to english. hahahahahaa... my mandarin was like shit last time, thousands times worse than now - tats y. hahaha... plus, the hokkien we speak aint very the similar - kuching hokkien & johor hokkien. hahaha... so ended up, hampalang language oso in! hahaha...

anwy, my sincerest congrats to weei & hui ~ may their union lasts forever...
(tho its a lil too early to wish em. haha... but since i brot up the topic liau... let it be la. hehe...)

“What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.” Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy =D

anyone?

FOR SALE

Specifications

Name : Puffy Bong Mao Mao @ Mao Mao Bear

Gender : Female

Date of Birth : 18 June 2003

Age : 4 years young

Hobbies : Sleeping like a pig, Playing fetch with the IKEA bearbear, and Car rides!

Favourite Foods : Any nice human edible foods like cha-sio, sio bee, kaya!, etc and her fav dog food brand - Ceaser's (the one with a puppy image on the cover that looks like her!) and, KOLOK MEE!

Worth Buying :
She's EXTREMELY protective of her known owners, e.g. Porkey & Lindt - try hit us lightly nia nia, she'll come running to 'grrrrrrr' and bite u! haha... (even when ur tryin to wake us up!)
Very well-trained to do her 'businesses' in the garden. Hehe... and in Toilet! TRUE!
Very very very the fierce lil creature! Barks at almost anyone who passes by our house! LOL. Even big dogs arent as fierce!
She's a kepoci. Neighbour frens come to their hse, she oso wanna interupt!
When we sleep, she sleeps. When we're up, she sleeps... still.
When we come home, it's sometimes hard to locate her - stil soundly asleep. Sometimes, she'll come to greet u bler-ily... coz was sleeping the whole time we're out - judging from her 'wake-up look' =P
lots more...

Dislikes : Bathing! Goes hiding wenever the word 'bath' or 'towel' mentioned! Or even when she sees mummie with her towel! hehe...

Reason for Selling : Giving me alot of extra works to do when mum's not at home!

Please place ur bid if interested! WHILE STOCK LASTS!!! *ONE UNIT ONLY!!!
If no one's interested, im gona poslaju her to Petaling Jaya liau.

as promised

jeng jeng...

as promised, the name is Maia xxx Leong (still.... =P haha. jiefu said soooo surely - "i'll know wad to name her wen i see her", but... as of now, i have yet to know the middle name! hehe...)

just proving that i do not make n break promises! im updating, just that there aint a mid name yet! hehehe...

GOODNITEEE!

i'd rather be...

...AT WORK! (cont from the title la..)

its a saturday! and i was actually wishing i was at work -WHOLE DAY, instead of half day! haha! Y? (pear's soooo gona laf wen she reads this - but only wen she gets her hands on her lapie! =P nyek! )

1. as we all know, 'brand-new' maia XXX leong has landed on planet-earth today, tis am, arnd 830am or sumtg lidat (will let u guys 'peep' at her wen i manage to locate my hp. somewher arnd...)

2. mom, a.k.a. kyra and maia's grama - has been transported over to the other side of area-malaysia since 17th, last wed.

3. daddy's working whole day today, lil bro's partiming@saberkas' hp shop coz no one's home everyday, anyway. and he's working full day too today.

4. me! apparently works only halfday on a sat, AND WAS LOADED WITH TONNES N TONNES OF HSE CHORES TO ACCOMPLISH TODAY! apala! (til im even typing with cocoa-butter-moisturized hands now... hehe... coz been very very very kuai washing the dishes berpuluh kali today! ~incl mao mao's bowl!) walao eh! luckily tomolo bro's not working. whahahahahahaha! susahnyeeeee... if posible, i also wana run off to the other side of area-malaysia!

the newly added chores to my prior (omos non-existant) hsework routine:
- BATH MAO MAO! (ah, tats y my hands are so plasticy oso now!)
- cook for mao mao! (my lil bro cooks for human consumption, i cook for tat lil creature nia. too lihai, bo pien! hahahaha...)
- fold bajus (bro sumbats em to washing machine, he jemurs em - sometimes me; take turns, daddy simpans em, i lipat em). hehehehe...
- for today nia nia being the only one at home, i gota sweep the floor! man, im sounding like a maid here! tsk tsk tsk! kesian! haha... super sarcastic bro asked me wen i sent him to work, "do u even know whr the broom is?" *sony-e's katun skeptical look to him! (replied, "mana? i kenot find then i dun sweep lor...") hehehe... =D

scary ler! bo tiau bo ti kenak add all these ma-ma-fan-fan de work! cish... and, it's goin to last for one month plus plus plus ler! i pity me... =P

or maybe i shud say - *"i THINK i love my (actual) job"* (more than doin all these argghhh...! hehe...) *its a ciplak-ed phrase i heard recently, grew to LOVE it lots. but wad i heard was "i THINK i hate my job". hehehe... THINK? hehehee.... LOL.

maia XXX leong

19 october 2007. friday. 1 midnite.

my sis' 2nd baby is to be 'pop-ped' tomolo, 20 october 2007 - c-sect (i cannot rili spell the correct full spelling. haha). anwy, so here we are, both of us... 'yahu-ing messenger-ing' to find a middle name to go with Maia ??? Leong. my suggestion for Maia Valeska Leong was REJECTED by the daddy. so watodo. hehe... they are afterall, the parents! hahaha.. im js suggesting! haha... so, here, a copy-pasted conve btwn my sis n i:

joey bong: my goodness..ur valeska is SLAVIC
peiLing: herh?
joey bong: with no apparent meaningful meaning
joey bong: LOL

joey bong: eh, Maia Emera Leong
joey bong: Origin: GERMAN
joey bong: meaning: Industrious leader
joey bong: E. MAY.RA
peiLing: kenot la!
peiLing: it rhymes!
joey bong: not AY
peiLing: it rhymes with maia!~
peiLing: kenot la

joey bong: aiyo...susah nyeeee
joey bong: Maia Aerin Leong
joey bong: LOL
joey bong: macam bong pei pei, bong pei ling
joey bong: share a mid name mah (*fyi, the 1st baby is Kyra Aerin Leong)
joey bong: LOL
joey bong: it doesnt RHYME
joey bong: it doesnt clash with LEONG
joey bong: LOL
peiLing: hahahaahaaah
peiLing: LOL
joey bong: tapi nanti orang kata macam tiru MAYA KARIN pulak? HOW?
joey bong: lol
peiLing: hahahahahahhaa
peiLing: (the yahu icon laf rolling on the floor)

joey bong: Maia Anggerik Eria Leong
peiLing: hahahahahahahaha
peiLing: (the yahu icon laf rolling on the floor)
peiLing: LOLLLLLLL
peiLing: hahahahahahahahahahahahaaa
peiLing: LDM here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
peiLing: hahahahahahaahahahahaahahaha
joey bong: hehe. very funny
joey bong: tomorrow it wont be so funny anymore when i dont have a name GOK!!!!
joey bong: lol
peiLing: LOL!!!!

know why maia anggerik eria leong is SO ridiculously funny?
it is actually the street name of where they are staying now! in kota kemuning! JALAN ANGGERIK ERIA! LOL!

joey bong: haiz
joey bong: then i really dunno liau
joey bong: ai chan
joey bong: Maia Lindtlindt Leong?
joey bong: good?
joey bong: (yahu smiley)
peiLing: hahahahahahahahahahaha
peiLing: GOOD! PURRRRFECT! (*JK...OFCOS!)
peiLing: HAHAHA
joey bong: she'll nv forgive me if i did that to her
joey bong: LOL
peiLing: LOL....
peiLing: yea... and evyday keep asking u, why my name same as Lindt's?
peiLing: LOLLLL

WILL POST THE ACTUAL FINALIZED NAME on 20 OCTOBER 2007! hehehe... in d meantime, goodnite ppl!

BABElicious!

i TRULY, HONESTLY hav never heard of ppl keeping a PIG as PET before, except for Babe, the movie! hahahaha... but tis is TRUE bor! a fren actually went to this kampung JUST to see this babe! haha... she tolme the kampung, but i forgot where - sebuyau? simunjan? duno... (if she's reading, hope she can gip the infos!) hehe...

c the snobbish cat there? haha... and LOOK AT THE WAY 'BABE' (i'll refer to it as Babe here la, ok? Babe as in the Babe in the movie ar! hehe) LIFT ITS FEET? LEG? hahaha... wadever!
this should be the owner kua? i duno bor. cyn never 'caption-ised' antg in the online album, n i js grab nia! haha... according to my fren, this pig CONSUMES COFFEE (if not wrong), CREAM CRACKERS (so ta pia) & guess wad? PORK!!!! pig eats pork?!!! and it stays indoor... but will go to the yard to pee & poo! hahaha... (just like our mao mao! hahahah).

i rili cannot imagine how SUCH BIG and BULKY 'thing' can be walking here n ther in d hse! mao mao ar, even sooo small - we often/sometimes complain her of being very 'tin-teh' (blocking our way)! hahaha... cos she likes to sleep in the middle of the walkway! hahaha... wahhhh, i dun mind paying babe a visit one day! hahaha... (sekali langgar, habis! but then again, pigs do NOT run mar, unlike dogs. hahah... so ok lar) =D

isabela

nice? hahaha... actually a very 'off' shot (accidental) but i kinda like it. hehe... was at Isabela with my galpals. went there few times b4, but nvr odered HOT DRINKS - asked for recommendation, and for FIRST time - i get such reply: "this (1) is our recomended one, but these (2) & (3) are the ones highly requested by customers." herh? okay.

and tadaaa...

presenting (1). hehe.. the Mixed Fruit Tea. LOL... wen it was served, cyn said - it looks like a bowl of soup! LOL... hahahaha! it rili does! but ITS VERY THE NICE! (trust the waiter!)

actually, it looks kinda 'dirty'. hehe... but trust me (too), its niceeee. very nice drink but ABIT very troublesome wen u sip! evytg gets in the way! =P

anyway, i personally love this place a lot! hehe... esp the floor-seating places. hehe. and it seems, no matter wich nite of the week - it is owes sooo full! and Vanilla Milk Tea is not too bad too - alot like Sunny Hill's vanilla ice cream melted and served hot! hahaha...

hmm, doin free promo here! hahaha... ah, friday liau! YAY! (as if i have any interesting plan! or even, ANY plan at all! LOL... but its a weekend! so enjoy peeps!)

sandfly!

how to cure sandfly bites? antg useful to apply to the bites? very very very very very irritating leh! and very very the itch-alot! and very very the scratch-tempting! (gave in many times liau!) arrrghhh! die die! =( help! help! very irritating - BIG TIME! hmmmph! had me googled for it, cudnt rili find antg useful oso. hehe... adush! =(

joke of the day again

(fwded mail... haha. enjoy...)

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you continue to do so.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But Mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " A Billionaire"

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning .

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."

Blog Action Day

korek these pixes from the previous kayak trip - one of the few remaining unpolluted places one can find, i tink (as compared to the polluted ones). and like i said in tat earlier post, nature is not something u can buy with money. yet, ppl never seemed to appreciate coz i guess, its free? free 'stuffs' are often, if not always, neglected la.

in support of the global Blog Action Day.
One issue - the environment. One day - 15 october. Thousands of voices - im one of em!

anwy, not gona write more abt tis - kenak sunburnt today and had me all heaty! VERY! haha... abit blocked of words! haha... (yea rite, some mite say! haha...) speaking of wich, if i am not a graphic designer, i wud have been an environmentalist! true!! all the courses i applied for last time were either design, OR alam sekitar ones! hahaha. surprised ler? =P

oki... retiring early to bed tonite =( holidays over liau! so fast! haha...gudnitee and gud week ahead peeps!

kyra@work

my 1.5years old lil nis-ie at the Curve, i tink? hehe... porkey js mms-ed me these pixes, and the thing that amazed me the most? look at her wide-angled leg! haha... so flexible. and look at the kepoci face! my hugie-wugie baby-talking hardworking nis! hahaha...

The 11th Hour

One issue. One day. Thousands of voices - in support of the global Blog Action Day, 15 October 2007.

"...a new documentary... about the state of humanity and the world".

r.i.p. me

I OMOS DIE-ED today when i viewed someone's blog late this evng! am wondering is that person tryin to humiliate me puas puas or, purely innocent as claimed?! scare the bejeebers outta me! SO shocked til i omos drop my hp (seriously!) wen tryin to grab it to send a msg! can u imagine my horror & kanceung-ness? walao!!! enuf said, wad's done, done. hmmph!

*illustration nia nia. see MY shadow? meaning im stil alive. hahaha.. ppl say, ghosts tada shadow ba. hahaha... JK! JK!

nevertheless, this 'mistake' in exchange of the afternun bugs, i consider it 0-0. =P

eh! i js realized that the date on the tombstone is belated! LOL! supposed to be 14.10.2007!

angkasa.1

American Spaceman is called Astronaut

Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut

Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut

Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut

Najib was thinking about sending somebody into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.

Najib interviews the Indian first: 'So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission. How much do you think you should be paid?'

Muthu replied: 'Ten million ringgit.'

'Why so much?' asks Najib.

'Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!' replied Muthu.

'That's understandable,' says Najib. 'Thank you..

Please ask the Malay guy to come here,'

So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question. 'Alamak!...20 million, Datuk,' replied the Malay candidate.

'Twenty million? That's twice as much! Even the aney before you asked for only ten million.'

'You see, Datuk,' explains Mat, 'I have 4 wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a bigfamily to support when I am gone...!'

'I see,' says D.Najib. 'Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?'

The Chinese guy comes in and Najib asks, 'Ah Chong, given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?'

Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, '30 million.'

Najib appears shocked. 'What?!? 30 million!

Why so much?'

Ah Chong beckons Najib to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear, 'Datuk ar, Datuk, you take 10 million, i take 10 million, and then use the extra ten million, send that aney to space lah!'

And...Muthu was finally sent out to space.....

fwded mail, a tribute to our 1st Malaysian Angkasawan - Dr Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor.
~congrats!~

1st day of raya

wahhhh... i rili slept like taking a revenge tis am! haha.. or shud i say 'WE'. hahah.. porkey and i. hahahaha...

she js started part-timing for her long sem break mar, and havnt been sleepin enuf as well. so last nite, both of us chatted til 2++am, and then, both plan to sleep kaw-kaw. hahahahaa... mana tauk! 9++am, got bugged by a msg that had me up! hmmmph. haha... but then, i cont sleeping agn la. hahahaha... and porkey, tsk tsk tsk - she msged me at 11++am telling me tat she js woke up and, "stupid alarm went off at 7++! almost had me jump up to go shower!" (i was clever enuf to rmber to off my alarm b4 i went to bed). haha... LOL> both with distractions to their sleep! hahah... but anwy, the two pips continued morphing til afternun (me) and 2++ (her!). hahaha.. speaking of 'tido mati'! hahahhaa.... LOL. sleepin soooooo much rili had me soooooo jolly the whole day! hahaha...

so peeps, hows the 1st day of raya? i visited ONE hse nia nia - my aunt's. hahahah! damn nice the rendang man!!! siooookkkkk betul me eating ~ so siokk til i was one of the first few to 'officiate' the makan 'ceremony' but definitely, the last to stop eating. LOL. aunt's hse mar, so omost like own hse oso la. hahaha... other relatives ate holding the plate and seated on the sofa, i pulled the lil ikea stool (mammut) and dine on the table! (plenty of space ba. why they din do tat, i duno. maybe coz there was only one mammut? hehe) waahhhhhh... soooo nice the rendang! soooooo yummie, man! tsk tsk tsk. hahahaa... tats y i dun tink i can live without beef oso. haahaha.. McD's beefburger and Rendangs! ahhhhhh.... to die for! hahahahaha...

good food + good rest + good long hols = a very merry peiLing. hahahaahahha.... okie, no more issues for the day. happie sunday!!!

the thought that RILI counts

haha... its omost that time of the year again, and no, i dun mean raya. im toking halloween. LOL. dun get me? its halloween then.

anyway, im at home on a fri nite ~ all becos of the 'hutang tido' (sleep debt) that i've accumulated since last week, i tink. my gudiness - sooo very the 'energy-less' and 'lazy-ish'! so droppin raya greetings to few frens and droppin comments on some 2 blogs. haha... but anwy, looooooong holidays! and before i forget - Selamat Hari Raya & Happie Holidays! enjoy urselves & stay safe on the road!

anwy, my supper lastnite. i am VERY VERY VERY the surprised at how well this fren rili knows me! had us both LAUGHED like mad lasnite wen somehow i ter-discovered wad MITE be getting! imagine the yahoo icon rolling odfloor action!

honestly, it is something SO VERY UNLIKELY for a GALpal, yet... its something i've been wanting since ermm, 2 yrs ago? never got hold of it coz partly its just a "want", not a "need". partly oso coz i'd rather be spending on other stuffs more important n useful than tat. hahaha! this fren laughed cos, its something that NEVER ANY of the girl frens wud ever thought of owning. not when they can chuz other more girlie stuffs (given a choice la) and i laf coz ITS ABSURD! hahaha... LDM! WE EVEN BET THAT NOT A SINGLE PERSON WUD BE ABLE TO GUESS WHAT IT IS! so ridiculous tat the tot of it had me grinnin wen i drove to work tis am! it is rili NOT antg i CAN accept as a fren. nope. nope. it is a ridiculously weird pressie oso! but the prob is, no matter how ridicule, it is still something i wanna have! hahahaha... but crazy la! i wished i can just say it here wad is tat, and let the whole world (as if!) laf with us... but gota diam diam. haha... the reason im posting tis, i know this fren reads my blog, so UNLESS it is according to the 'terms & conditions' i ruled out, then i'd rather u not look for it. hehe... coz its gona be so tempting for me!

aiks! im not gona go on abt it anymore - my point is, me knowing that u have that thought is MORE than enuf, knowing that u remember something tat i said out for fun years ago (wahhh, if i can, i'll etc etc... - tat kinda talk) is rili rili very priceless liau. for the first time i rili think - its the thought that counts! so thank kiuk veli muchie, pal. I MEAN IT!

(haha, anwy, fyi ppl ~ those who crossed paths with me know tat they or their words will eventually be 'featured' in my sketchbook - one way or another. hehe... tats y i keep getting the remark - "i knew ur gona blog abt it!" haha... wich i hate! =P hahahahaa... LOL. tat is why they're owes so long-ish. hahaha... but then again, one can owes chuz not to read (or worse, not to communicate with me!) =D

holidays! ahhhhhhh... heaven! im soo morphing til the sun shines on my butt tomolo! hahahahah....JK! (tats the phrase mum used to scold us!) so, have a great holiday and take care, peeps!

the MORE the MERRIER?

I have NEVER waited for almost half an hour in queue for a meal in McD, 25mins to be exact! walao eh! accompanied a fren for supper... wich i was not supposed to be eating coz i had my dinner earlier on, but the beef burger is SO irresistable! gave in! hahaha...

and do u have any idea at all how crowded it was? SO crowded and SO long (the queue) that we had to go for the one in town area instead of the one at 3rd mile - thinking it wud be alot better there. mana tauk! my gudiness! both of us stood ('at awe') at the entrance DECIDING whether to go in n wait or not! and why do i say 'the more the merrier'? hahaha....

cos we forgot that
(1) its roundabout time our malay frens from other places come back hometown for raya in two days' time, and one can hardly find any eating place at late hours in kuching. tats y evyone ended up there.
(2) i gues its second round for their breaking of fast? and from the whole 'colony', u can practically count the number of non-malay there! hahahaha... abit like, errr... ppl oledi fast the whole day, now coming to eat, and u stil chuz tis hour to add to the jam?! apala! hahaha... so bear in mind! like hokkien phrase, "tau-lau-jiet". hahaha... (no more mcd supper during ramadhan next time!!) hehehe...

and... ah! found these two ROUND chicks **wandering into my mailbox today! haha... together with two squirrels (i think), but i prefer the chicks. heheh...

and yay! got back jarjar liau today. late evng. rili mafan when ur without one! ~ til my boss asked me to drive his car to 'oversee' an installation of signage, coz he had stay in the office due to a meeting. ALMOST ALMOST ALMOST rammed his car IF there were another car parked next to it! hahahaha... IT DID NOT HAPPEN - cos there werent any car next to the parking! thank god! hahaha... cos the fuel pedal (is tat wad u call it? not the brake - the other one) is soooooo very the sensitive, unlike mine! so after reversing, i wanted to go forward, one LIGHT step, VERY VERY light step on the pedal, walao! it sped forward! and lucky the interior designer taukehnio below our office, her BMW werent parked there as she usually does! hahaha.. if not, i rili cannot imagine wad's next! hahahahahaha! tsk tsk tsk...

Sign of Life II

Sign of Life II,
originally uploaded by Jeremy-G.

my first favorite!

Iklan Raya Petronas 2007

hehe, here i come agn. BUT for d first time in many many 'petronases', i DUN rili tink this ad is VERY the WOW! sumthing like, ermm... expected? like, u can roughly predict the story liau. hehe...

anwy, someone commented this in the tube, "kenapa iklan raya kena sedih and iklan deepavali selalu kelaka? orang melayu semua emo and tak menghormati ibu bapa kah?"

ya ka? hahaha... duno ler. cina oso ma, i tink cina worse! hahaha... sent folks to old folks' home! hahaha.. LOL. but very true.

back to this ad, many many commented that its very good, very touching etc. but then again, its up to every individual la. happy viewing!

potogaper

had something in mind to tel, but porkey linked me to a 'potogaper' (we both like to spell it tis way. haha...), jeremy guan, i tink. someone from her church etc etc... dun rili know, nvm that. but, awesome awesome pix, man! sooooo awesome! so much so til i totally forgot wad i wanted to blog abt in the first place! LOL... if ur free, SHUD see his pixes! beyond words!~

aloooooot of great pixes too, gona get me panda-eyed viewing em all tonite! hahaha... but very the nice!! VERY VERY! very!

how man & woman differs

(someone fwded this for me to POST it! tsk tsk tsk...)

NICKNAMES
• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
(no ler, we do not. we call each other 'chabo'. hahaha...)

EATING OUT
• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually(?) admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
(liar! it actually depends on who ur out with, and not gender!)

MONEY
• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
(but also, when she NEEDS tat someting, she'll pay $2 for the $1 item).

BATHROOMS
• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
(me neither! hehehe...)

ARGUMENTS
• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
(hmm... duno ler tis one. but sounds scary tho! hahah... antg said after tat = new argument?!! LOL! teriblenyerr)

CATS
• Women love cats.
• Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
(in my case, Dogs. and in Dogs, it means our Mao Mao ONLY).

FUTURE
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
(liar! i bet evyone worries somtimes, abt all that concerns em for the future! work, health, finance, etc... no mer?)

SUCCESS
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
(trying to be a 'flowerpot' eh?)

MARRIAGE
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
(LOL! REALLY? hahaha... how can anyone marries expecting the other party to change? arent u supposed to marry him AS WHO HE IS? LOL... i have no idea. hahaha.. married ppl - wad say u?)

DRESSING UP
• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
(neh, nowadays guys are as dressy-uppies as gals are. or worse...)

NATURAL
• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
(haha! rili? married ppl - NO NID TO SAY ANTG on this one! hehe...)

OFFSPRING
• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret, fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
(whahahahah! 'some short ppl'! cute... cute...)

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
• Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
(LOL!!!!! menyindir-nyeeeerrrrr this 'thought'! LOL!!! hahahaha... but i guess its true herh?)

• What a woman says: C'mon..This place is a mess. You and I need to clean.Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.
• What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah,blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW
(no comment on this... LOL).

'kissed' again...

hehe... i tricked u into reading this post ler with the title? hehe...

anyway, its my car. got hit AGAIN, wen im odw (on the way) home js nw. haihhh... speechless. slowing down to a stop near the u-turn at bt. kawa road, and the old saga behind me cudnt brake in time, so bumped into my car.

my 2nd accident so far. and both, got hit from the back. atlis tis one, the malay pakcik din run. haha... he knew its his fault. HE WAS DRINKING FROM HIS BOTTLE, he said, and din rili notice me braking. but luckily, my car's bumper stil 'looks' good (as compared to the 1st time), except for the scratch n VERY minor dents, wich is omos undetectable unless u feel it with ur fingers. hehe... gona get it sprayed tis thurs. he paid liau.

the kesian thing is, raya is arnd the corner... too bad for him. i even chatted with him (him sitting on the road divider, and me in my carseat) while waiting for my dad to come and deal with it. cos i have zero idea wher to send the car to! hahah... anyway, the pakcik was actually fresh from the airport fetchng his doter who works in bintulu, back here for raya. haha... him taking a sip thingie, rili bopien la... his 'luck' - its roundabout berbuka puasa time. and i RILI felt soooooo bad for having to delay their breaking of fast time to get to the workshop with me. heheh... =P

and! the frustrating part is! daddy 'accused' me of being at fault! hmmph. was rili offended by tis remark so much so that i even had to ask in front of my dad (and the pakcik), "pakcik, bukan salah saya kan?" the pakcik ofcos, said, "bukan... bukan..." haha. just becos it happened AGAIN does NOT mean its my fault! cish! i tink ar, at tat moment, tat remark made me angrier than the fact that my car was hit! if u know me well enuf, u can sense the change there n then! hmmph!

but anyway, wen evyting's settled, in the workshop, we 'salam-ed' with each other, n i greeted em a very happi raya... both the pakcik and the doter. haha.. well, at lis they are perfectly ok and unhurt. cos the seated at the front passenger seat was his wife and a baby. atlis, they were ok. its nothing major. (actually, can be considered nothing much at all!~)

and guess wad he said to my dad before leaving? hahaha... "lu punya anak byk tenang!" hahaha... LOL. cos there aint much to be 'bising-ed' abt mar, rite? if u'r wrong, u are. dun have to twist and turn etc. so there aint much to be un-tenang about! hehe...

but wad he din know is, if it was the first time i got hit, haha... diff story lor! LOL... tats y i said, experience-d liau! hahaha... if its the previous time arnd, if anyone called me, ha! i can be very sure u'll notice how bler i was! i'd be mumbling duno wad! LOL.

somehow, got invited to their hse for raya somemore! hahaha... an unexpected invitation. hahaha... (the pakcik even described where his hse is etc to daddy!) how cute.

oh btw, my car is stil very okayyy, no such nid for a new car... as 'suggested'. thank kiuk veli much. hehe...

hakka

ok, im officially a hakka-moi (hakka = dialect, moi = doter/girl? yea, i know it READS and SOUNDS soooo un-nice. hakka dialect is like tat! watodo...) haha.

anwy, today (monday) somehow tot of replyin a fren whom i know is VERY the good in this dialect ~ via sms in hakka. hahaha... and walao! hahaha... so very the time-consuming and very the hard! hahaha... and halfway halfway, gota use back english. halfway halfway ter-use cantonese. hahaha... hakka vocab limited ba, but its cute fun. haha... rili! try it!

so, heh kong jiu ngin oi message ngai kin ngit (tuesday), chi jung hakka pin yin, but provided if ngi hiau la. if em hiau oso, em hor kau. cos we mite end up em tee each other kong mai si! (i dun declare all that i've said here is dialect-ly correct ar, so if wrong, dun laf ur head out, please! haha... and if u dun understand, nvm... its just for fun! hahahaha...)

oh, its sooo terible til my fren say i pronounce WEIRDLY when we tried to converse in hakka. hahaha... out of tune! LOL! atleast, i know in my family, in not the ONLY one so 'hakka-ly cacat-ed'. hehehe...

pomelo / pamelo

pomelo / pamelo,

originally uploaded by Lindt Lindt.

we, as in porkey & i, actually googled for it, but came out both oso got. so, porkey mentioned/asked in her blog, ppl tol her its 'pamelo'. i asked someone whom i know (tot) is VERY reliable, the reply 'pumela'! hmmph! apalah... haha. but again, its pamelo. hehehe... so much for a fruit! haha...

long lost

happen to come across my image bank cds from duno when i started collecting, the photos - i mean. so had em uploaded into my Flickr. love this one, I personally. hehe... but too bad, the dragonfly was already dead wen i found it. hehe... NOT MY FAULT. my 2 sis owes like to 'accuse' me of killing those insects i found (for my photo-taking session). tis one rili not my fault, okay! haha.... (a few others, maybe la... due to the extreme close-up-ness of the built-in flash! its the flash, not me!)

ah! monday liau! but then again, raya's arnd the corner. so nvm. hehe... happie working.

neh! the chinese opera lantern!

see this! see this! i mentioned before in my earlier post 'mooncake festival', i've never seen the huge red lanterns but i saw this! hehe... was browsing thru my own image bank cd wen i happen to ter-see tis. hehe...

Sepet

Sepet
by Yasmin Ahmad

the story of a malay girl and a chinese boy. REALLY nice. if not, i wudnt have been waiting for yearS to get hold of this movie la. haha... the mv's been out for years, i tink... but i only managed to 'tube' it last nite. haha... happen to ter-remember of this movie while onlining last nite, and had me watched it til 330am! my gudiness! really felt sooo blerie and sooo sleepy in the office today! watch it if ur free. its rili nice.

and, if ur an art student, it is ALMOST impossible for u NOT to know tis movie, or the 'brain' responsible for it - yasmin ahmad. know all those meaningful petronas ads? know her. (there was once - for a long few years, i dreamt to be like her - in her achievements! haha...)

anyway, take ur time to watch. and enjoy 'seeing' the reality around us malaysians. hehe.. =D

p/s
click on the title or click here to watch. its a series of 11 SHORT parts. so follow accordingly, and u'll get the whole thing. worth ur time, rili. (but i hate the ending! haha)

too cute not to be shared

kesian nyeerrrr...

yea, just do it!! hahaha...

eng eng!

an early greeting!

haha... came home to find a very (ugly) colorful card on my bed, with the 'neon' wordings splashed across it... (too early still). tats why im so surprised!

and im sooo curious to see where its from. and wahhh, hepinyer me. haha.. know why? the big big text there - '50% off published room rate'... all the way from melaka! hahahaha...

valid til 30 nov ler. and its from aldy hotel *wink *wink... and im goin down kl again end of tis month... for ONE LONG WEEK (unpaid leave! sob sob!) hmmm... IF goin melaka, means i get to eat the chick rice gok! wahhhh... (to sum it all, the chick rice - tats wad makes me sooo hepi. hahaha... LOL). hard to wait leh! and hard to rili get ended up there! tats y!

btw, tat cute lil rounded pip - its a magnet thingie. not part of the card =P

Breakfast at McDonald's

(fwded mail. think i've read this before, but dun think i've posted it up? hehe.. nvm. enjoy reading. hmmm... it'll be a very fun assignment to do, im sure - if im assigned one! haha...)

I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with.

Her last project of the term was called "Smile."

The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway, so, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally.

Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even my husband did.

I did not move an inch... an overwhelming feeling of panic welled up inside of me as I turned to see why they had moved.

As I turned around I smelled a horrible "dirty body" smell, and there standing behind me were two poor homeless men. As I looked down at the short gentleman, close to me, he was "smiling".

His beautiful sky blue eyes were full of God's Light as he searched for acceptance. He said, "Good day" as he counted the few coins he had been clutching.

The second man fumbled with his hands as he stood behind his friend. I realized the second man was mentally challenged and the blue-eyed gentleman was his salvation. I held my tears as I stood there with them.

The young lady at the counter asked him what they wanted.

He said, "Coffee is all Miss" because that was all they could afford. (If they wanted to sit in the restaurant and warm up, they had to buy something. He just wanted to be warm).

Then I really felt it - the compulsion was so great I almost reached out and embraced the little man with the blue eyes. That is when I noticed all eyes in the restaurant were set on me, judging my every action.

I smiled and asked the young lady behind the counter to give me two more breakfast meals on a separate tray. I then walked around the corner to the table that the men had chosen as a resting spot. I put the tray on the table and laid my hand on the blue-eyed gentleman's cold hand.

He looked up at me, with tears in his eyes, and said, "Thank you."

I leaned over, began to pat his hand and said, "I did not do this for you. God is here working through me to give you hope."

I started to cry as I walked away to join my husband and son. When I sat down my husband smiled at me and said, "That is why God gave you to me, Honey, to give me hope."

We held hands for a moment and at that time, we knew that only because of the Grace that we had been given were we able to give.

That day showed me the pure Light of God's sweet love.

I returned to college, on the last evening of class, with this story in hand. I turned in "my project" and the instructor read it. Then she looked up at me and said, "Can I share this?" I slowly nodded as she got the attention of the class.

She began to read and that is when I knew that we as human beings and being part of God share this need to heal people and to be healed.

In my own way I had touched the people at McDonald's, my husband, son, instructor, and every soul that shared the classroom on the last night I spent as a college student.

I graduated with one of the biggest lessons I would ever learn: UNCONDITIONAL ACCEPTANCE.

i just realized that i have, moments ago, "smiled" to someone VIRTUALLY. big deal, coz i've never 'REALITY-ly' even smiled or talked to tis person before - during schooldays! happen to ter-saw this person few days ago, somewhere... fast eh, the effect of a fwded mail on me! hahaha... JK! JK! hmmm, i kinda miss mcd's beefburger now... hehehe... =D