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sardar (fwded)

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ' which part ' ? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ' T ' .
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That ' s a 500-year-old statue u ' ve broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don ' t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ' All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king ' s skeleton.
Tourist: Who ' s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king ' s skeleton when he was a child

click

im sick! im sick! and i hate it wen im sick BUT at the same time, loaded with works to do! =/

anwy, accompanied momi for check up tis morning, so shunpian redo my 'flapping-3-layered' IC, (i look stupid in the pix, but dun care la), and got me passport sized photo taken! weeeee! so happy. so productive. lol.

and im on leave. partly coz im sickish too. and been ot-ing like an ant since sat.

oki oki. took a break from onlining last nite, and i watched tv instead. GUESS WAD. lol.
i ter-watched CLICK, adam sandler's on tv2. never watched it before. and my gudiness! guess wad again! towards the end, tat silly movie made me cry! lol. hahahahahahahahahhaha... stupidnyeeeee i felt. lol.

but its nice. never take for granted the ppl arnd us. "forever & ever, babe". lol. apala itu movie! lol. macam promoting diamond lidat. hahahaha...

=( i mish my sbol.com =( haihhhh...
no, no backup of data. din do tat. and now i stand a FAIR chance of losing all the published 'journals' of mine since 2008! =(

anwy, barbie's babe is officially a month old today. lyanne ng. did i ever mention tat i was 'partly' involved in naming her? hahahahahha... no lah, gave barbie few name options, and she & hubby chose lyanne (suggested leanne). hehehe =D cute eh? get to 'name' an ol fren's babe. hahahahaha... tho not exactly. stil, i'm flattered. hehehehehe.

i go sleep. its 1noon. heheheheh... sleep my sicknesses away! hahahaha =D

idleD

"244 Posts, last published on Jan 8, 2008"

hahahaha... post #245: July 8, 2009 (unintended).

i'm back to tis blog again. hahahahahah.. the good ol' blogspot. lol. laf... laf... or be shocked but, I RILI KENOT STAND NOT BLOGGIN. hahahaha... feels as if there's a caterpillar crawling under my skin. hahahaha.

anwy, sketchbookoflife.com is currently IDLE big time. big big time. dun ask me why. too lazy to explain. lol. but anwy, cross my fingers, hope it'll all be good again the soonest! i wud seriously cry my heart out my eyes buried underneath the grass if the data cant be 'returned'!!! me! and my lil life since 2006! oh, no no... 2006 the site is still here. 2008! arrgggghhhhh... the only place i spill all. and now, IF tat part's gona be lost forever, ahhhh... i cant imagine. its me. its mine. its personal. its very me. tats y. hahahaha...

anwy, to be continued again other day. hehehe... nites!

moved!

just in case some ppl misinterpreted or overlooked my 'announcement' before this one, i HAVE MOVED MY SITE, so THIS ONE HERE WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATED AFTER THIS.

old add: www.sketchbookoflife.BLOGSPOT.com is now moved to new add: www.sketchbookoflife.com (without "blogspot" anymore). tq!~ and c ya there! hehe...

www.sketchbookoflife.com

snapshots

okie... some of the belated events tat i only managed to get the pixes as of late. hehe. counting down...

23 december 07: Awang's Wedding Reception @ Stampark Hall

the one i mentioned wrote 'pei ling & FRIENDS' in his invitation card? hehe... knew him since primary school ler!

31 december 07: Mao Mao Bear in Digital Camera Mag!

i only got the december issue magazine of the last day of the month. haha...

last but not least, 4 January 08: the Pact!

hehehe... js snapping this for fun! 5 lil cubes of Cadbury's Top Deck left, and porkie wont let me have even a cube if i din 'gou-gou shou' (promise) tat i will bring her go buy the 'stock' tomolo. and we searched hi n low for it last week... both choice dailieseses in kuching DIDNT HAVE THIS WOR! so ended up, we bot it from bolibard! haha... so, have to go again tomolo for her to stock up! tsk tsk tsk...

adush...

my god... wad is becoming of our ministers nowadays herh?
(from the star online, Tuesday January 1, 2008)

I am the one in the sex DVD, says Chua (updated)

LABIS: Health Minister Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek admitted he is the politician in the sex DVDs circulating in Johor.

In a press conference here Tuesday, Dr Chua said the girl is his “personal friend”.

He apologised to the Malaysian public, his supporters and colleagues.

He said he did not make the tape himself.

Dr Chua said he will not resign over the sex DVDs. He will leave that up to Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi to decide.

“I have seen the Prime Minister, Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak and MCA president Datuk Seri Ong Ka Ting and I have personally apologised to them,” he said while reading from a one-page statement during a press conference here Tuesday.

Dr Chua, who was clad in a yellow batik shirt, added that he had met up with Abdullah on Monday.

Asked about the reactions from Abdullah, Najib and Ong, he said that it was better to get a reaction from them as he cannot comment on their behalf.

Dr Chua vowed to continue carrying out his duties as a minister, MP and party leader.

Asked about his political future, Dr Chua said: “I leave it to my party members, leaders and the Malaysian public to be the judges. It's not for me to speculate.”

The sex DVDs, on two discs, show Dr Chua and a woman engaging in various sexual antics. The two DVDs had been circulating in Muar, Tangkak and Batu Pahat over the past few days.

The existence of the DVDs was first reported in the Chinese dailies on Sunday while a Bahasa Malaysia daily reported about it Monday.

<----- my 'comment'!

****************2nd part (3 january 2008)****************

i cannot help it. i rili think he deserves it! hahah... and i am certainly one of the 'people' in the star online's : 'PEOPLE WANTED ME TO QUIT'.

THE RESIGNATION

Q: Datuk Seri, why did you change your mind after 24 hours?

A: Well, after I made the confession, I hoped Malaysians would be able to accept my apology. But unfortunately, based on the feedback that I have received, I observed that Malaysians were unable to do that. Some Malaysians can be said to be “holier than thou”. This means they are all ulama (religious teachers). (just becoz he was caught in the act, sudenly evyone who does not 'support' his act is a religious teacher! wayyyy to go, man!)

A: I thought it would be a bold move. ()(wud he admit if ppl cudnt recognize him in those vids? hmmm, i RILI wonder... hmmm....) Because my character is that I dare to fight, I dare to say and I dare to bear responsibility to the people. Some people said I should deny it. That I did not do it. But it has affected the party and the Government, that is why I chose to admit (...because if i do not admit SOON ENUF, later ppl will also know tat its me in there? so i better try to act 'good' by confessing before they condemn me?). But it seems honesty does not always pay. The people still cannot accept it. (oh, shud we pity u then? for being SO honest? next time, try to be honest in your relationship with ur wife FIRST, before telling ppl about honesty. wudnt tat be better? btw, honest = not cheating = not cheating on your wife, maybe?)

yea, maybe like cyn commented, its just plain unlucky for him to be caught & publicised while many others doing so go undiscovered. but then again, he was a leader. leader leads, ppl follow... supposedly!

stupid UNO game!

happie happpieeee new yeaaarrr 2008 peeps!

hehe... its 3 hrs and 30 mins into the new year, and im stil wide awake! js reached home from a very floody kuching an hour ago... drove as slow as a tortoise! LOL... and was as blind as a duno wad. haha... hate to drive at nite and esp, wen its raining so heavily!

anwy, went to a fren's hse for lil new year's eve dinner, with some new faces there too. (pleasure to meet y'all). i am NOT gona be bluggin abt it coz i know eileen will. so, save me the 'work'! hehe...

we kuai ppl, ate and played UNO into the new year. heheh... and i found out tat i rili am terible! the loser in uno! terible man! and luckily im the driver, coz the one who lost was supposed to 'swallow' martell. tinnnyyy wiinnnnyyyy bit of it nia, COZ IM THE DRIVER! lol... aiyer, tasted soooooo nice. but i cant afford the 'faint' or the 'un-steadiness' esp wen driving! hehe... even cooking alcohol gets me dizzy! dun ask me why, i duno too.

okie... 3 more hr and i gota be up for the huge family 'oo-cho-mee' bfast! my gudiness! 7 in the morning! hahaha... and we shall proceed to palm beach AGAIN. coz there is absolutely no where else to go in kuching (i tink!)

and, did i mention how thankful i am for all the ups ups and slight downs i've been thru in the previous year? hehe... i rili am. looking forward to a greeeat new year, brand new start and exciting challenges ahead! GOD BLESS YA! and HAPPY NEW YEAR AGAIN!

im goin to pip now

tis time of the year, wad else to write besides wad had happened throughout the year ending tomorrow =D

haha... im actually reading back wad i've written early this year, '2006 was..'. lol. the 1st thing - McD's prosperity beger is OUT again liau! LOL.. 'tham-ciaknyeee me'! LOL. and im surprised how a fren can stil remember how much i love this beger and even reminded me last nite tat its out oledi. my gudiness! BEEFIE ones nt yet ler! dun like chicks =P

anwy, me stucked here 'happily' working already too... with tat lil plan of mine - considered achieved halfway? i duno wads the best term to describe it. hehe... nvm.

ha! another road accident - same case - being hit in the bum. but this one, the driver paid, at lis. hehe... and shud i say, an experience gained too? =D

went sabah - GREAT!

went kayaking - AN EXPERIENCE I SHALL NVR FORGET.

went on a 'semi-blind' date - A NEW FREN MADE.
tat is all. or shall i call it 'tinted' date? specky-date? LOL...! hahaha. apa apa lah. not a blind one dusi liau. hahaha... (ntg more, so do not bombard me with questions on this. hehe... i wont layan. and if u read my blug, u will be able to 'sense' the period of time it happened. hehehe... NOTE: i DONT play blind ones, dun worry. hehe...)

wahhh, been a year since i first unveiled my sketchbook! time rili flies. NEVER rili liked to 'share' stuffs about myself, but so far, its been nice. no regrets (yet). hehe... even SILENT TREAT-ED a very good close pal who somehow discovered my blug BEFORE i 'announced it publicly'! LOL.. kesian him. (not only silent treatment, i tink. thung khoi fan min thim! whahahahaha! ldm here!)

and its also been a year since korea - A NEW DISH 'FAVORITED'! (haha... am actually munching kimchi as i write this! how nostalgic!)

YAY! a NEW 'set' of annual leaves liau! fresh new set (coz i finished/advanced my 2007 annual leaves in 2006). haha... gona treasure my 14 (only) precious days like wad lidat liau! hahaha...

my lil sis completed her foundy liau, now in 1st year graphic design, and she knows the directions in kl like a taxi driver liau. i tink, much better than a taxi driver! LOL... for real! (i suspect arr... she must be adopted, for my elder sis n i are both so buta-arah! LOL. jk!)

'pampered' meself with a new hp, the FIRST hp i bought. hehe... surprised ler? the previous 5 were all gifts from my khaima. hehe... lucky? nah... im not lucky, im blessed.

then, wad else but to somehow realize the value of friendship when one by one of the old pals left to work at other places.

and of cos, the freshly added new member of the family, my 2nd niece... maia xxx leong. hehe, jk! maia faith. (im so used to refering her as 'maia XXX leong'!) hahaha.

oh, i somehow managed to keep to my 2007's resolution - no more 'verbal war' in the office with my boss, esp since the 2nd half of the year. LOL. i rili amazed myself too. haha... so drastic the change til both my boss n mrs boss noticed! haha. speaking of the very goodie-girl-me. LOL. haha... (except for the 40mins-late-for-work habit!)

...wich, i plan to improve (SLIGHTLY) too. cut down by half! 20mins. tat is good enuf for me.

and honestly, i find it a small 'delight' tat ppl actually enjoy reading wad i wrote, and better still, commenting. no matter how 'emo' i were sometimes... lol, and NO MATTER HOW '3-HOUR LONG' my posts are (like this one!) or no matter how boringly unrelated some posts were to them (coz they can js skip n not read? i know. hehe...)

and, i take it as a compliment (dun care if they're trying to sindir me or wad) wen ppl tell me tat "you are like how you sounded in ur writings!" hehe... (i tink arr, indirectly, these kinda comments are saying tat 'i talk to my computer' like i talk to a human?) hehehe... dun care! haha... jk! (actually, im not very good at socializing with new / not-so-familiar ppl. true!)

okie... long post is coming to an end. its gona be a holiday again on tuesday! me so hepi hepi! *there's gona be a change in here too, soon. but in the meantime, read & forget wad i wrote here, and...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS & HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!
(its only evng, and im sooo sleepy i cannot tink of a beter title for this post, so tido time it is, peeps!)