before n after

js came back from shel's hse for deepavali (*waiting for pixes still! hehe).

then got an unknown number calling. hahaha... LOL. tok tok tok - herh? who u looking for? herh? wrong number la... *tuuuuutttttt* call ended! then, the same number called again, "r u jess bpl?" (in mandarin la) turned out, hahahah! another johor fren... informing me of his big day! LOL... paisehnyeeee me! hung up ppl's call! LOL. but had a great chat with him... 8 december. perak GOK! i cannot go!!! apalah! but anwy, congratulations, kuan ye & wifey.

ahhh, so happen to get this fwded mail. hehe... just a joke, ofcos! hehe...

Marriage Life Before and After!!

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love
After wedding
you get on my nerves.

Before wedding
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After wedding
'you are worse than godzila'

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak.

hehe... JUST KIDDING! may it be "you are my heart, you are my love" forever for all u who are (getting) married!