national excuses...
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto
Maggi Mee.
NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL LUNCH :
Nasi Ayam
NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.
(so true that even I use this excuse wen im teribly late! LOL. i find it ridiculous, but i have no other excuse! LOL... bt kawa to angchengho, how jammed can it be? LOL. i rili bopien sometimes. hehe...)
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple.
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch " Santa Barbara ", depress, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried up".
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon : Tiger Balm.
(i even take panadol wen im suffering from mild sore throat! LOL. but IT WORKS! tats y i keep tat "cure". haha... so weird til an ex-hsemate once asked me, "panadol is PAIN KILLER. y do u take it for sore throat? i oso duno how to answer! LOL!!!)
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.
(wad's moh far kor liau? i heard the name before, but i cannot recall wat is tat?)
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
(i hate minyak cap kacak! the smell makes me dizzy!)
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL WATCH :
Petaling Street "boutique" watch
NATIONAL WATCH FOR YUPPIES :
Petaling Street "boutique" Rolex
NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
"NATIONAL" Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: (i love this one! haha. carryfour! LOL)
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing those French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot". When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan".
Ajinomoto
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
Maggi Mee.
NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL LUNCH :
Nasi Ayam
NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.
(so true that even I use this excuse wen im teribly late! LOL. i find it ridiculous, but i have no other excuse! LOL... bt kawa to angchengho, how jammed can it be? LOL. i rili bopien sometimes. hehe...)
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple.
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch " Santa Barbara ", depress, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried up".
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon : Tiger Balm.
(i even take panadol wen im suffering from mild sore throat! LOL. but IT WORKS! tats y i keep tat "cure". haha... so weird til an ex-hsemate once asked me, "panadol is PAIN KILLER. y do u take it for sore throat? i oso duno how to answer! LOL!!!)
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.
(wad's moh far kor liau? i heard the name before, but i cannot recall wat is tat?)
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
(i hate minyak cap kacak! the smell makes me dizzy!)
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL WATCH :
Petaling Street "boutique" watch
NATIONAL WATCH FOR YUPPIES :
Petaling Street "boutique" Rolex
NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
"NATIONAL" Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: (i love this one! haha. carryfour! LOL)
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing those French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot". When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan".
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